Strip clubs. Nudie bars. Gentlemen’s clubs. Most of us have frequented one (or several) in our lives. Leering at glistening, naked bodies is a rite of passage and going to a strip club (or several) in Las Vegas is a major rite of passage.
Las Vegas is lousy with nudie bars. It’s kind of a strip club Mecca. All types are represented here and most are pretty straightforward. There are some things you can definitely count on with your strip club experience: a stage with a pole, a sleazy DJ blasting cheesy hair metal, women who are “earning enough money to get through college” and the glitter you’ll inexplicably find the next day in strange places on your body. We’ve tracked down some clubs that offer just a little extra.
Talk of the Town
Located in the “Naked City” part of Las Vegas, Talk of the Town is one of the few all-nude clubs in town. This dive club offers a unique adult experience as it started off as a penny arcade and adult bookstore. Both attractions remain there (arcade is not quite a penny, but still affordable -- plus the novelty is still present). Purchase a dirty flick or vibrating device for your girl (or guy, we don’t judge) while checking out a peep show before the real show. Patrons enter near a hanging swing frequently utilized by a dancer in an effort to lure in customers. This club is 18-plus so no booze served, but c’mon … all-nude!
Located way off the strip in nearby Henderson, Babes Cabaret is the only gentlemen’s club with an ultra-premier hookah lounge featuring more than 30 hookah flavors and free VIP seating. You’ll feel like a Sultan smoking deviously-named hookah specialties with beautiful girls surrounding you. This middle-eastern style cabaret offers an adult store and a smoke shop, which sells smoking paraphernalia as well as your garden-variety sex toys.
Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club
Speaking of adult bookstores, the over-the-top, three-story Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club offers access to the huge Hustler Hollywood store. This is an amazing strip club, one of the best. Aside from guest dancers who are actual porn stars, and an open rooftop (great view of the other Strip), Hustler Club also offers live music and comedy shows – a great way to tickle your "funny" bone.
This Gentlemen’s club is not only the oldest in town (opened in 1969, dude) but Palomino is also an all-nude club that has a fully stocked bar. You read that right. Palomino opened before laws against such practices took effect, and was grandfathered in. Don’t let all this talk of “old” and “grandfather” fool you, the dancers are young and hot. Unless old grandfathers are your thing (again, we don’t judge). This club is so hot, it was given its own reality show on Playboy TV, King of Clubs.
Crazy Horse III
One of the newest (and best) gentleman’s clubs in Vegas, Crazy Horse III also bills itself as a sports bar. But who would watch sports with the hottest babes in town dancing half naked? Well it’s a good mix for sure. Another unique aspect is access to the after-hours club, Posh Boutique Nightclub where the likes of Snoop Lion (formally Dogg) can be found partying. Crazy Horse also offers food options ranging from some of the best bar food available to gourmet Sushi. Spicy tuna roll anyone?
Billed as The world's largest Las Vegas Strip club, Sapphire’s 70,000 square foot facility is a converted athletic club which means now you won’t be considered a creeper for staring at sweaty woman. Sapphire boasts a slew of “Best Of Vegas” awards and claims to be a celebrity hotspot. Sapphire also has the Men of Sapphire show for the ladies. The unique aspect, however, is the Sapphire Pool & Dayclub. The pool is a great way to stay cool and enjoy the Vegas sun with lots of built-in flotation devices.
Girls of Glitter Gulch
This strip club is located right in the heart of the Fremont Street Experience. No cover, but a two-overpriced-drink minimum. Pretty basic, nothing really unique about this one. We just think it’s funny that you have to walk past costumed characters like Spiderman and Super Mario to enter.